supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

(via egberts)

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

(via this-isnt-john-and-dave)

mrcheyl:

A girl shouldn’t have to remind you not to show the pictures she sends you to other people. It’s common fucking sense that if she sends you pictures, especially if she’s nude, to assume that they’re intended for your eyes only, and if you think showing them off to your friends is cool then you need to grow the fuck up.

(via this-isnt-john-and-dave)

splatterfilm:

this was supposed to be the monster boy/girl generator thing but i died
crop’d because the full version looks like doodoo

splatterfilm:

this was supposed to be the monster boy/girl generator thing but i died

crop’d because the full version looks like doodoo

(via demented-sheep)

Tags: good art

(Source: megantheavatar, via zamii070)

Tags: it me

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt, via sherlockthehunter)

Tags: me same

officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

(via officialbrostrider)

did-you-kno:

J.R. Smith of the New York Knicks was fined $50,000 for untying opponents’ shoelaces during games. Source

did-you-kno:

J.R. Smith of the New York Knicks was fined $50,000 for untying opponents’ shoelaces during games. Source

Tags: i lol'd

crowmunist:

In celebration of all the support and compassion I’ve been fortunate enough to receive on tumblr, I’m hosting a giveaway as a thank-you to my followers!  The winner may select one of the two options offered below:

  • Cosplay: One god tier cosplay, which includes hood, skirt/pants/shorts, and socks/tights (if applicable).  Fancy tiers and the classes of bard, mage, lord, and muse are excluded from this giveaway.  Cost of materials should not exceed $100 USD, but accessories like shoes, glasses, contacts, and horns are available if you’d like to swap an item out or if I overestimate my fabric budget/ thrift a sweet deal. 
  • Merch: $100 USD in total to spend at WhatPumpkin, Topatoco, an online store for circle lenses, a wig shop, or another general fandom/cosplay related retailer of your choice!  Funds can be allocated to sellers however you prefer, but the price ceiling cannot be exceeded.

Rules: You may reblog and like as many times as you wish, but giveaway blogs will be disregarded and you must be following me to win.  The giveaway ends September 1 and the winner will be selected at random and given 48 hours to respond before another winner is chosen.  Good luck, everyone!

(via crowmunist)

Tags: pretty plants

seethestarsablaze:

vmagazine:

Italian contemporary artist Livio Scarpella series ‘Ghost Underground’  (Bless Soul / Soul Damned) : Inspired by the works of Rococo sculptor Antonio Corradini’s (1668-1752) veiled ladies.

These are unreal.

(Source: vmagazine, via crow-feathers)

Tags: good art

"Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."

— read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)

(via mitsumurata)